Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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