he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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