My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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