no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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