Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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