I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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