Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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