Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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