I want to have your abortion
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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