Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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