People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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