Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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