Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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