Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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