Don't you send me to vm
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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