Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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