It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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