we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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