yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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