I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You can't just leave with hair like that
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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