The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Found the puke drawer
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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