i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Randomize
