his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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