you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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