is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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