If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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