My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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