Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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