and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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