i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Still dying that you shit outside
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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