please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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