i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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