You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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