We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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