Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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