Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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