He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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