Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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