And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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