apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
