How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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