kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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