I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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