Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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