I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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