I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
As shirtless as possible
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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