I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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