did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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