so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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