he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
