Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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