i just google imaged poop.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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