Buhtt sex?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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